It's pretty amazing that the last example of a PoC protagonist was still the voice of fucking Doc Holliday (although Prince of Egypt did do an unprecedentedly good job of clearly representing characters who would have been historically non-white as such, compared to something like Aladdin.) » 4/18/14 3:03pm Yesterday 3:03pm

Their hearts aren't in this anymore. "Depraved lipstick-based blowjob parties, eek!" was creatively batshit. Nowadays it's just "black kids are gonna punch you for no reason" or "getting your kids Hepped Up on Goofballs through the seductive glamor of glowsticks." This is Mad Libs shit. » 4/13/14 3:32pm 4/13/14 3:32pm

Can I simultaneously think that Holmes said a fairly dumb thing and that it's creepy as fuck that these people are parading their kids like pageant contestants just so they can show him that they Totally Got Him? And possibly wonder how much of a role the desire to be able to do that played in their decision to adopt… » 4/11/14 6:38pm 4/11/14 6:38pm

Bear in mind, these people think the Common Core standards are part of the evil commie Jew Illuminati plan to make kids have gay abortions. Which means they get really confused when they find out the average left-of-center union-member teacher thinks Common Core is bullshit too. » 4/09/14 2:46pm 4/09/14 2:46pm